AN HONORABLE GIFT , WOULD BE TO KEEP YOU ALIVE ,
BEFORE THANKSGIVING , VOTE TO SURVIVE ,
IN THE 20TH CENTURY , ALIVE ,
NO BAILOUT FEE , CAN SAVE YOU FREE ,
VOTE FREEDOMFREE , IF YOU ASK ME ,
MIRACLES COME , WHEN YOU VOTE FREE ,
NATURALLY , JUST THINK OF ME ,
SEE I HAD A DREAM , OF MAKING ICE CREAM ,
AND FEEDING THE WORLD , BUT IT KINDA SEEMS ,
THE ELDERLY , NEED MORE THEN A DREAM ,
I HAVE A DREAM , THAT WE ARE EQUAL ,
BUT IT SEEMS , THAT WE ARE PEOPLE ,
TO THE EXTREME , OF NOT BEING EQUAL ,
AFTER THE VOTE , IM SPEAKING FREE ,
THE OUTCOME OF , REALITY ,
IM YOUR CREATOR , IM JUST LIKE YOU ,
SO STAND LIKE THE REST , AND JUST BE YOU ,
IF I WIN LIKE THIS , I DECIEDED ,
YOU NEED A KISS , ADDED TOO ,
YOUR MIRACLE WISH , WE THE NEXT GENERATION ,
OF THE WORLD TODAY , YOU MUST BE FREE ,
TO BE OK , THE FUTURE IS YOU ,
THIS VERY DAY , I MUST SAY ,
CUTEYPOPS THANKS , ITS OK ,
YOU HAVE BEEN , ALOT OF HELP TODAY ,
FREEDOM SEES , THE FUTURE DAY ,
HISTORY SENT ME , THE MESSAGE TO SAY ,
CLOSE DOWN , AND BE OK ,
BEFORE ANOTHER HUMAN , PASSES AWAY ,
THE PEN WINS , NEW FREEDOM TODAY ,
IF YOUR ON STRIKE , ITS ALRIGHT ,
I UNDERSTAND , ABOUT EQUAL RIGHTS ,
EVERYBODY , NEEDS EQUAL INSIGHT ,
IM ALWAYS RIGHT , SO TELL YOUR FRIEND ,
IT WILL BE ALRIGHT , TO USE THE PEN ,
TO SEE THE LIGHT , IS AT THE END ,
OF YOUR PEN YOU WRITE , IF YOUR WONDERING ,
THEN GRAB THE DICE , DONT PASS THIS TWICE ,
MIRACLES FORM , LIKE FROZEN ICE ,
IF YOU STILL THINK , LAWS IS INK ,
DONT BLINK , WHILE YOUR AT THE SHRINK ,
GRAB A DRINK , IT WILL HELP YOU THINK ,
YOU DONT NEED INK , TO MAKE YOU THINK ,
JUST REFILL YOUR DRINK , OR GRAB YOUR SKATES ,
ROLLER BLADES TAKE , YOUR ICE SKATES AND SHAKE ,
THE DUST OFF , DONT WAIT ,
FOR A MIRACLE DATE , START RIGHT NOW ,
BEFORE ITS TO LATE , BUT IF YOUR HAPPY ,
BUYING A HOME , YOU DONT NEED TO VOTE ,
JUST STAY AT HOME , ON THE PHONE ,
IF YOU DONT HAVE A HOME , CREDIT ALL GONE ,
STILL SUCKING , THE SAME OLD BONE?? ,
GRAB YOUR PHONE , IF YOU HAVE A TONE ,
HANG IT UP , GET A ICE CREAM CONE ,
AND GET RID OF , THAT SAME OLD BONE ,
IF YOUR CAR , DRINKS ALL THE GAS ,
LIKE YOUR AT THE BAR , SIPPING NO CASH ,
DONT GO TO FAR , TURN AROUND REAL FAST ,
THE LIGHT SAYS E , WHEN YOUR OUT OF GAS??
SING-A-LONG FAST ,
OLD MAC FOUND A , SHOWWWW ,
E , I , O , U KNOWWWW ,
WHY INTERSET IS ANONTHER O ,
G , I , B , OH NOOOOO ,
BANG BANG HERE , BOOM A CHEER ,
HERE COME , PEOPLE HEAR??
A REMIXXX ,
I WONDER IF THIS IS YOUR LUCK DAYY ,
I WONDER IF ITS TIME , AT THE END TODAY ,
I WONDER IF YOU ARE REALLY , OK ,
I WONDER IF YOU VOTE MY WAY ,
RAINBOW PLAIN , RAINBOW RAIN ,
RAINBOW SHAME , RAINBOW FAME ,
RAINBOW CAME , RAINBOW BLAME ,
RAINBOW SING , RAINBOW NAME .
Well, I guess this is as definitive as we can get concerning all the political parties and idealists in the world with our feelings towards corporations.
Enjoy them.
DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.
POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.
FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.
CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegals.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.
January 30, 2008
For Immediate Release:
Soroptimist International Of Yuma is Proud To Present The Singing Chef, Andy LoRusso, Saturday March 1st at 6 pm at the Yuma CiVic Center
Soroptimist International of Yuma is proud to present The Singing Chef: An Evening of Italian Food, Fun and Song, at 6 p.m. Saturday, March 1 at the Yuma Civic Center. Proceeds from this event will benefit Safe House and Soroptimist International scholarships and grants.
The evening begins with champagne and hors d’oeuvres as you browse through our silent auction.
Then at 7 p.m., Chef Andy LoRusso takes the stage and guests will enjoy a five-course dinner of his recipes that are being prepared by our caterer, Karla’s Kreations. Chef LoRusso will demonstrate three of the courses. After each demonstration, that course will be served to those attending. In between demonstrations, Chef LoRusso will sing traditional Italian songs.
The evening concludes with a live auction conducted by KYMA-TV’s Brad Willis.
Tickets for the event are $75. For reservations and information please contact Roe Doten at 246-4068 or Blake Doten's Allstate 376-6515.
Soroptimist International of Yuma is an international volunteer service organization for business and professional women who work to improve the lives of women and girls in local communities and throughout the world.
Safe House is Yuma’s only domestic violence shelter and provides emergency shelter, individual and group counseling for women and their children, case management services, lay legal advocacy and victim advocacy.
